Welcome to Different
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Hey guys! If you're reading this, I'll like to congratulate you for being part of a dream come true. I consider myself the laziest being on the planet when it comes to multi tasking so it is a great feat to finally own a blog.
Firstly, I'll let you know what this blog is not.
This is not a diary. It's not a cliche day-in-the-life rambling page where I crave your readership to rant about my days. I will not be telling you who annoyed me or the girl on my mind. This blog is purely for everything except my life.
This blog is not an evangelistic blog. In as much as I do wanna let you know the joy that Jesus brings, this is not a shove-it-down-your-throat message publication. I would rather you love my blog so much that you ask me the source of my inspiration. If I can't convince you of the awesomeness of being Christian, why bother trying???
Lastly, this blog is not a session for narcissism. "Intellectuals" consider themselves superior to others. I laugh at their narrow mindedness. I want everybody to read my blog. I don't care who you are, what you do, what you believe in or don't believe in. If you are gracious enough to discuss your opinion with me, you are my target audience.
And with that I close the curtains on my first post. After defining what this blog is not, I'll let you experience what it is and what it will be. Blogging is hard work. Five minutes of typing and I already have writers' block.😀
P. S. You need to comment. I started this to make new friends. If you read this and lazily-or worse still brazenly- surf away back to your daily routine, I'll trace you down and make you're sorry you ever set eyes on my piece. And no. I'm not kidding.😈
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This is gonna be fun! Yeah. Real fun.
6 comments
Jeez.. Why so mean?.. And am not narrow minded and narcissistic so stop!!
ReplyDeleteJeez.. Why so mean?.. And am not narrow minded and narcissistic so stop!!
ReplyDeleteDats my crazy friend! Proud of you!!!
ReplyDeleteHaha.
ReplyDeleteI stumbled upon your blog.
Nice one😀😀
I love reading First posts because mine was horrible...
I Love your blog
Aww. Didn't see this earlier. Well, thanks neighbor. Have a blessed 2016
DeleteAww. Didn't see this earlier. Well, thanks neighbor. Have a blessed 2016
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